CLÍNICA SHU-BUN
CUÁNTO TENEMOS QUE APRENDER DE LAS CULTURAS ASIATICAS.
SI ESTO PASARA AQUÍ EN ESPAÑA, LAS COLAS DE LAS CLÍNICAS DE ESPERMA LLEGARÍAN DESDE ViGO HASTA TARIFA
Receta de pavo al Whisky para Navidad
Ingredientes:
- Pavo de tres kilos.
- 1 botella de whisky.
- 150 gramos de panceta.
- Aceite de Oliva.
- Pimienta.
- Sal.
Preparación:
1º Tomarse un buen vaso de whisky antes de comenzar.
2º Rellenar el pavo con la panceta, salpimentarlo y echarle
un chorrito de aceite de oliva.
3º Precalentar el horno a 180º durante 10 minutos.
4º Mientras se calienta el horno, servirse otro pelotazo
de whisky.
5º Meter el pavo en el horno.
6º Mientras el pavo está en el horno, tomarse otro
pelotazo y cantarle una mijita al pavo.
7º Sublir el horno a 220º, darle caña al derbostato
y esberar veinte binutos.
8º Servirse otro belotasso.
9º Al cabo de un drato, hornir el abro para
gondrolar y echar un chodretón de güiqui al babo
y otro a uno bismo.
10º Darle la güerta al babo.
11º Cantarle un fandango al babo mientras
se sicharra.
12º Redirar el babo del honno. Si se te
dresbala, bruscarlo por el suelo.
13º Odro pelotazo pa inicia dra busqureda.
14º Darse un jardasso al resfalar con la
grassa del suelo.
15º Plobar la sarsa del ssuelo que ya
estradá fleshquita.
16º Tromarse otra copita e inblitar al
babo questa tumbao al lao.
17º Indendar levandarse y desidir que en
el suelo se está de gojones.
18º Abarese la barienta, engüendra el
babo en el basillo, lo tira a la bassura
y te forma la de Dió.
19º Tomarse odro güisqui.
20º Y adrora a comé..., ¿y el babo?...,
¿dronde eshta el babo?...
El hio puta sa bebio el wishhki y se a io.
Montaje
El rey del rock'nroll en 1968 (durante su "Special Christmas" de ese año), y Martina McBride en 2008, juntos gracias al montaje digital.
I need you now
ya sé que ahora mismo no son la una y cuarto,
a ver, no tomarse la canción al pie de la letra.
Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor
Reachin' for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now
Another shot of whiskey can't stop looking at the door
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now
woah woaaah.
Guess I'd rather hurt than feel nothin' at all
It's a quarter after one I'm all alone and I need you now
And I said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now
I just need you now (wait)
Ooo, baby, I need you now
El paraiso
- El paraíso...
- ¿Y entre las tuyas?
- La llave del paraíso...
- Bueno pues cambia la llave ¡que el vecino tiene copia!
Don't Matter
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
('Cause I got you babe)
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
('Cause I got you babe)
'Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes, we gon' fight
(We gon' fight)
Believe we gon' fight
(We gon' fight)
Fight for our right to love, yeah
(Right to love, yeah)
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
'Cause I got you
Nobody wanna see us together, nobody thought we'd last forever
I feel I'm hopin' and prayin' things between us gon' get better
Men steady comin' after you, women steady comin' after me
Seems like e'rybody wanna go for self and don't wanna respect boundary
Tellin' you all those lies just to get on your side
But I must admit there was a couple secrets I held inside
But just know that I tried to always apologize
And I'ma have you first always in my heart to keep you satisfied
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
('Cause I got you babe)
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
('Cause I got you babe)
'Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes, we gon' fight
(We gon' fight)
Believe we gon' fight
(We gon' fight)
Fight for our right to love, yeah
(Right to love, yeah)
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
'Cause I got you
Got every right to wanna leave, you got every right to wanna go
You got every right to hit the road and never talk to me no more
You don't even have to call, even check for me at all
Because the way I been actin' lately has been off the wall
Especially towards you, puttin' girls before you
And they watchin' everything I been doin' just to hurt you
Most of it just ain't true and they won't show you
How much of a queen you are to me and why I love you baby
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
('Cause I got you babe)
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
('Cause I got you babe)
'Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes, we gon' fight
(We gon' fight)
Believe we gon' fight
(We gon' fight)
Fight for our right to love, yeah
(Right to love, yeah)
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
'Cause I got you babe
'Cause I got you babe
'Cause I got you babe
'Cause I got you babe
'Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
('Cause I got you babe)
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
('Cause I got you babe)
'Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes, we gon' fight
(We gon' fight)
Believe we gon' fight
(We gon' fight)
Fight for our right to love, yeah
(Right to love, yeah)
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
'Cause I got you babe
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
('Cause I got you babe)
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
('Cause I got you babe)
'Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes, we gon' fight
(We gon' fight)
Believe we gon' fight
(We gon' fight)
Fight for our right to love, yeah
(Right to love, yeah)
Nobody wanna see us together
But it don't matter, no
'Cause I got you, babe
'Cause I got you, babe
Maldita navidad
Lonely
I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody
For my own
I'm so lonely
I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody
For my own
I'm so lonely
Yo, this one here
Goes out to all my playas out there, man, ya know
That got that one good girl, lord
That's always been there man like
Took all the bull****
And then one day she can't take it no more
And decide to leave
Yeah, I woke up in the middle of the night
And I noticed my girl wasn't by my side
Coulda sworn I was dreamin'
For her I was feenin'
So I had to take a little ride
Backtracking on these few years
Tryna figure out what I do to make it go bad
Cuz ever since my girl left me
My whole life came crashin' an' I'm so
Lonely
(So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely
(Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody
(I have nobody)
For my own
(To call my own girl)
I am so lonely
(So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely
(Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody
(I have nobody)
For my own
(To call my own girl)
I am so lonely
Can't believe I had a girl like you
And I just let you walk right outta my life
After all I put you through you still
Stuck around and stayed by my side
What really hurt me is I broke your heart, baby
You a good girl and I had no right
I really wanna make things right
Cuz without you in my life girl I'm so
Lonely
(So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely
(Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody
(I have nobody)
For my own
(To call my own girl)
I am so lonely
(So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely
(Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody
(I have nobody)
For my own
(To call my own girl)
I am so lonely
Been all about the world ain't never met a girl
That can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come
Where you'd get up and run
And I would be out chasing you
Cuz ain't nowhere in the globe I'd rather be
Ain't no one in the globe I'd rather see
Than the girl of my dreams that made me be
So happy but now I'm so lonely
Lonely
(So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely
(Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody
(I have nobody)
For my own
(To call my own no)
I am so lonely
(So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely
(Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody
(I have nobody)
For my own
(To call my own girl)
I am so lonely
Never thought that I'd be alone
(Be alone)
I didn't think you'd be gone this long
(Gone so long)
I just want you to call my phone
So stop playing girl and come on home
(Come on home)
Baby girl I didn't mean to shout
I want me and you to work it out
(Work it out baby)
I never wished that I would hurt my baby
(Hurt my baby)
And it's drivin' me crazy cuz I'm so
Lonely
(So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely
(Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody
(I have nobody)
For my own
(To call my own no)
I am so lonely
(So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely
(Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody
(I have nobody)
For my own
(To call my own girl)
I am so lonely
So lonely
(Lonely)
So lonely
(So lonely)
Mr. Lonely
(Lonely)
So lonely
(So lonely)
So lonely
(Lonely)
So lonely
(So lonely)
So lonely
Mr. Lonely
¿Dónde colocarías la coma?
"Si el hombre supiera realmente el valor que tiene la mujer andaría en cuatro patas en su búsqueda".
Si usted es mujer, con toda seguridad colocaría la coma después de la palabra mujer.
Si usted es varón, con toda seguridad colocaría la coma después de la palabra tiene.
SIMPLEMENTE ... GENIAL
Bugasutra
Sometimes I love youuuuuuuuuu
I Thought about this
for a long time,
I just want You
To change it all Tonight,
This Should be serious
But You drop-out, be quiet
you’re always mine
She’s natural
Like all she hides
Nothing is ever
just how she planned before
Always you
Spit out all Your lies
Sometimes I love You, Sometimes You make me feel so fine
Sometimes I love You, Can´t You hear me calling all night?
Sometimes I love You, You make me feel so mad
Sometimes I love You, Oh! Baby let me have some fun, tonight!
Those pretty days
Made me realise
And i felt with you
Just how you turn before
I’m longing You
but you can’t hold me tight
Sometimes but just sometimes
mi hora más oscura...
Feel free to question me
Let out the hate you feel
Blame all your doubts on me
And your caving reality
I will not judge, I cannot judge
So feel free to question me
I would hold you when you're sleeping
I would guide you when you're drifting
I'd be the light you seek in your darkest hour
I will show you how to leave it
Out of the darkness & into the light
Leave it
I will show you how to leave it
To find a new day & a vision in bright
Feel free to question me
Let out the hate you feel
Walk throught insanity
And awake into crystal clarity
I will show you how to leave it
Out of the darkness & into the light
Leave it
I will show you how to leave it
To find a new day & a vision in bright
un paseito por sol y...
pero cuando pienso en alguien (jodidamente) especial, se me pasa esta canción por la cabeza
no te fies nunca
Me presento soy el Tote y cuando escribo llora la cebolla,
incito a los chavales a que piensen con la polla,
la vida es lo que pasa mientras mueres,
y espero que se marque el móvil sólo y que se enteren de quién eres,
te quiere, si claro como amigo,
quiere pulirse a to la clase entera menos tú y que seas testigo,
quiere que seas su abrigo y la comprendas, leerte su agenda,
enseñarte el piercing del ombligo que ha comprao en la tienda,
¡ahora ni tocarlo!... quita
Espero que entiendas que eres muy especial
pero en cuanto a lengua quiere la del Carlos
que es un chulo y que la trata mal pero es un tío
supongo que los más normales somos aburridos
así que nada de lástima chico nuevo y pasa de página
tú serás su confidente y saco de lágrimas
Esta es la clase de práctica que practican las tías que no valen,
inútiles como máquinas... de abdominales
son las que salen arreglás pa comprar leche. vamos
pero hay un truco a esas ni las miramos
Otras machacan al novio hasta hacerlo papilla
luego el nota triunfa y son las primeras en ponerse de rodillas
bichos malos... ya les vale,
a veces las cosas normales hacen ruido, como la teta de Janet
Nada más tonto que venderse cara a un necio
me recuerdan al Sevilla-Rock, hundidas por sus propios precios.
[Estribillo]
Yoooo, no sé si tengo razón
y es que lo he visto tantas veces que no sé la solución
tu dime ¿QUÉ es lo que quieres?
no sé si puede haber tanta amistad entre hombres y mujeres...
No sé si tengo razón
y es que lo he visto tantas veces que no sé la solución,
empino la botella mientras miro a las estrellas
y pienso "no te fíes nunca, ni de ellos ni de ellas"
Te voy a hacer un dibujo, mira esos chavales romanticos y comprensivos, intentando aparentar y que va tio, tarde o temprano sale la bestia a flote ... escucha
Segunda parte soy el mismo y emborracho a los madroños,
incito a las chavalas a que piensen con el coño
conozco a los románticos que estudian como dar 2 besos
pero los he visto ahí fuera tío... y no era nada de eso,
tirando de su crédito, tol día haciendo méritos,
no se que esperan, los más catetos de la esfera,
sacando las plumas de pavos reales
buscando fortuna con un Audi, y ¡el Audi no cabe en la acera!
Él sólo quiere tu cuerpazo,
sino ¿por qué hace culo en el gimnasio y se afeita el pelo de los brazos?
es trampa, y dicen "soy feliz con poco",
para impresionar, pero tienen kelis con 3 plantas
Muchas se preocupan y se preguntan: "¿voy en serio o no?"
si se peen delante tuya ya ha empezao la relacción
Es triste pero cierto, sino examine,
ella contándole un problema y él deseando que termine
Son los que venden a su madre pa liarse con 6
pero hay un truco a esos ni los miréis
Otros machacan a la novia hasta hacerla puré,
luego tienen más cuernos que un reno y no saben por qué
El que empezó como un galán ya no lo es tanto,
tras el cortejo salen unos reflejos de espanto
y luego el chasco. ¿Quieres mi opinión?...
Como conclusión: tos damos bastante asco.
[Estribillo]
Yoooo, no sé si tengo razón
y es que lo he visto tantas veces que no sé la solución
tu dime ¿QUÉ es lo que tiene de diferente?
el pseudo romantico y el resto de la gente
No sé si tengo razón
y es que lo he visto tantas veces que no sé la solución,
empino la botella mientras miro a las estrellas
y pienso "no te fíes nunca, ni de ellos ni de ellas"
Por muy mala que te quieran hacer sentir
Waiting for somebody
Often means love
Since is going crazy
Never to wrong
Let me taste again
Private love
Let me give my love to you...
Hey ey ey
Anyway ey ey
Every day ey huuu
Hey ey ey
Anyway ey ey
Every day ey
Give me private love
I miss you
So deeply in love
Just thinking of you
My body freaks out
Waiting for somebody
Often means love
Since is going crazy
Never to wrong
Let me taste again
Private love
Let me give my love to you...
Hey ey ey
Anyway ey ey
Every day ey huuu
Hey ey hey
Anyway ey ey
Every day ey
Give me private love
I miss you
So deeply in love
Just thinking of you...
Hey ey ey
Anyway ey ey
Every day ey huuu
Hey ey hey
Anyway ey ey
Every day ey
Give me private love
Give me prïvate love...
Mejor no romper las cosas
I asked her to stay but she wouldn’t listen
She left before I had the chance to say (Oh)
The words that would mend the things that were broken
But now it’s far too late, she’s gone away
Every night you cry yourself to sleep
Thinking: “Why does this happen to me?
Why does every moment have to be so hard?”
Hard to believe thatIt’s not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won’t go home without you
The taste of your breath, I’ll never get over
The noises that you made kept me awake (Oh)
The weight of things that remaind unspoken
Built up so much it crushed us everyday
Every night you cry yourself to sleep
Thinking: “Why does this happen to me?
Why does every moment have to be so hard?”
Hard to believe that
It’s not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won’t go home without you
It’s not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won’t go home without you
Of all the things I felt but never really shown
Perhaps the worst is that I ever let you go
I should not ever let you go, oh oh oh
It’s not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won’t go home without you
It’s not over tonight
Just give me one more chance to make it right
I may not make it through the night
I won’t go home without you
And I won’t go home without you
And I won’t go home without you
And I won’t go home without you
las palabras que habrían arreglado las cosas que estaban rotas.
Se acumularon tanto que permanecen con nosotros cada día.